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The Case of the Ex-Explorer (Part 2) -- Smash Comics #63 (FEB 1945)

My sentiments exactly!


While Prentice is busy haranguing his stereotyped allies, Midnight and his pals have followed the Rollo gang to the late Catlett's home.  Inside, Ziggy questions the other fake Catlett before pronouncing his rival's story a serendipity.  Now that the story is out of Catlett's return, anyone who finds the gang at his estate will simply assume they're invited guests.  (A tale which will, of course, be confirmed by Ziggy's own "Catlett").  On top of all this, Ziggy will send his Catlett down to WXBZ to collect on the exorbitant salary promise.  To close the loop, he locks the other Catlett in a room...telling his captive this will only last until such time as "we can figure out a nasty way to bump you off!"  The henchmen are standing around praising Zig's "genius," when Midnight suddenly appears through an opened window!

Midnight announces to "Catlett" no longer has any reason to fear these hoods, when Ziggy interrupts to inform him that he's misunderstood the situation.  Catlett, Ziggy claims, has actually hired the Rollo gang as bodyguards.  Though bewildered and suspicious--and perhaps distracted by the "panda" who keeps chewing at his leg--Midnight is hesitant to press further when "Catlett" himself confirms the story.


The crooks seem on the verge of getting away with it when Midnight's investigative instincts are arrested by cries for help and pounding coming from a nearby door.  When Midnight opens the door he finds our other "Catlett" fighting for his life against the oncoming spears of the previously introduced "Congo savages."

[Now, in addition to the ethnic and linguistic stereotyping...there's also in the issue of plot problems here.  I suppose it's possible to argue that these guys left their previous digs (which were presumably somewhere on the premises of ZKQ--or perhaps in the home of the ZKQ owner?) and have trekked to Catlett's old home where they stumbled upon a Catlett in the random room they broke into.  Of course, this must've taken place sometime after Ziggy locked the second Catlett up...that, or Rollo is a singularly unobservant fellow.  That...or this is just a giant, gaping plot hole.]

True to form, our boy in blue charges right into the fray, busting the lead Congoman right in the nose.  Next thing you know, a trio of Eskimos come barrelling in from a side door.  When one of these interlopers tries to spear "Catlett's" "panda", the intrepid explorer plants the business end of his double-barrel right in the Inuit's eyeballs and orders him to release the bear.  Recognizing a strangely familiar voice (and not a little suspicious of the fact that the panda's black comes off when touched) Gabby yanks "Catlett's" beard to reveal that he is, in fact, Sniffer Snoop!  As frequent readers will expect, Sniffer claims that though he really was an explorer, since Wackey and Gabby kept "slandering" him, he decided to, "help out in the guise of a man with a--er--greater reputation."

Sniffer's deception exposed, the would-be Eskimo assassin announces his satisfaction that, "Catlett plenty dead!" About this time, Prentice emerges with the other "Catlett" screaming that he's "very much alive!" 

Midnight, however, operates on the once-bitten-twice-shy principle.  He asks Prentice, "Are you sure...?"  Without warning, our hero snatches the fake beard off the second "Catlett," exposing him as just a Ziggy Rollo underling.  This second imposter exposed, Prentice hastily (and suspiciously) departs for a broadcast--not even bothering to return for his filched wallet! Still a bit befuddled regarding all the goings-on of the evening, Midnight's attention is piqued by something in Prentice's abandoned pocket book.


Assigning Doc and Sniffer to contact the cops for help hauling the Rollo gang downtown, Midnight remains in the Catlett home far into the night pondering over and scrawling on the paper.  At last, he has a "eureka!" moment which leads him to throughout the house accessing a series of secret panels, until:


Later--after a mid-broadcast arrest of Prentice--Wackey asks a question that gives us the low-down on just what Midnight found in that wallet and how it wound up leading to the real Catlett.



The Case of the Ex-Explorer (Part 1) -- Smash Comics #63 (FEB 1945)


Smash Comics #63 (FEB 1945)

The story begins with Dave Clark's curiously still-unnamed boss at the radio station, which seems to constantly change names. (In this issue, it's WXBZ.)  Mr. [insert authoritative sounding name] is irrationally ranting as per the stereotype of bosses in this time.  He charges in on Dave as the latter is wrapping up a children's program.

Nice name and all...but is it just me, or are those two on the right about
to throw hands?
Mr. I'm-so-furious-I-gotta-carry-my-billy-club-to-talk (yes, really) is upset because WXBZ is getting beaten in the ratings by ZKQ.    The boss-man in his infinite managerial wisdom has decided (this week) that the reason his station is performing second-best is its lack of a bona fide explorer on the air.

While complaining that the kids' shows are, "a drug on the radio market" he blurts out that he'd be willing to pay $50,000 as a signing bonus for a real explorer, and after that the fella could "name his own salary!"  About this time, Mr. I'm-a-brave-manager takes a breath, allowing Dave to inform him that they are still on-air.  Throughout Big City, all manner of radio listeners react to the boss-man's ill-considered announcement.


Meanwhile, Dave commiserates with Wackey and Gabby over his predicament.  There just aren't many real explorers left, and the only one he knows of--one, "Prentice"--is already under contract with ZKQ.  While bemoaning the untimely death of Prentice's assistant, J. C. Catlett--who otherwise would've been a good option--the phone rings.

The voice on the other end of the line claims to be the supposedly-deceased Catlett.  The famed ex-explorer relates that he had only faked his death in order to enjoy retirement, but the irresistible lure of $50K has drawn him back into the public spotlight.  Catlett agrees to come over for a talk, but before he arrives Dave produces an old photo of Catlett, "just in case some phony's trying to horn in."  Wackey, for his part, assures Dave that, having gone on some expeditions in his younger days, he'll have no trouble recognizing whether this is the real J. C. Catlett.

When the door bell rings, Dave and Wackey both seem pretty well convinced that they're dealing with the real McCoy.  Only Gabby registers any hesitancy...and then, only within his own private thoughts.

Yeah...nothing suspicious here.  I'm sure this is the real J. C. Catlett.😏

While this front-porch negotiating is going on, some thugs (presumably members of the previously introduced Ziggy Rollo gang) arrive on the scene with their own Catlett imposter.  Taking umbrage at having been beaten to the punch, the gangsters and seize both "Catlett" and his pet "panda," tossing them into an awaiting car. 

While Dave is on the phone telling his boss that he's now locked down "the real Catlett" for WXBZ, Gabby informs his pal that...uh...some guys are shoving your explorer into a car.  Quickly changing into his costume (which effectively means, he put on his domino mask and fedora) Midnight dashes out the front door and hails a conveniently waiting cab to follow the abductors' car.

Back at WXBZ, Boss I'm-really-bitter-I-didn't-get-the-job-as-the-Monopoly-Man has called up his counterpart at ZKQ to talk trash.  (Because...I guess that's how businessmen established dominance in the 1940s?!)

No sooner do they get off the phone than the ZKQ Honcho turns to his explorer, Prentice (who, conveniently just happens to be standing around the office in his safari gear, rifle in hand) demanding to know how his rival can have Catlett, when Prentice had previously given assurance of his erstwhile partner's death.  At this point, it begins to become clear why there are conflicting stories regarding exactly where and when Catlett died.


No question these panels wouldn't be drawn today...or at least, wouldn't be
in this way.

Come back next week to find out how this crazy tale wraps up!