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The Case of the Ex-Explorer (Part 1) -- Smash Comics #63 (FEB 1945)


Smash Comics #63 (FEB 1945)

The story begins with Dave Clark's curiously still-unnamed boss at the radio station, which seems to constantly change names. (In this issue, it's WXBZ.)  Mr. [insert authoritative sounding name] is irrationally ranting as per the stereotype of bosses in this time.  He charges in on Dave as the latter is wrapping up a children's program.

Nice name and all...but is it just me, or are those two on the right about
to throw hands?
Mr. I'm-so-furious-I-gotta-carry-my-billy-club-to-talk (yes, really) is upset because WXBZ is getting beaten in the ratings by ZKQ.    The boss-man in his infinite managerial wisdom has decided (this week) that the reason his station is performing second-best is its lack of a bona fide explorer on the air.

While complaining that the kids' shows are, "a drug on the radio market" he blurts out that he'd be willing to pay $50,000 as a signing bonus for a real explorer, and after that the fella could "name his own salary!"  About this time, Mr. I'm-a-brave-manager takes a breath, allowing Dave to inform him that they are still on-air.  Throughout Big City, all manner of radio listeners react to the boss-man's ill-considered announcement.


Meanwhile, Dave commiserates with Wackey and Gabby over his predicament.  There just aren't many real explorers left, and the only one he knows of--one, "Prentice"--is already under contract with ZKQ.  While bemoaning the untimely death of Prentice's assistant, J. C. Catlett--who otherwise would've been a good option--the phone rings.

The voice on the other end of the line claims to be the supposedly-deceased Catlett.  The famed ex-explorer relates that he had only faked his death in order to enjoy retirement, but the irresistible lure of $50K has drawn him back into the public spotlight.  Catlett agrees to come over for a talk, but before he arrives Dave produces an old photo of Catlett, "just in case some phony's trying to horn in."  Wackey, for his part, assures Dave that, having gone on some expeditions in his younger days, he'll have no trouble recognizing whether this is the real J. C. Catlett.

When the door bell rings, Dave and Wackey both seem pretty well convinced that they're dealing with the real McCoy.  Only Gabby registers any hesitancy...and then, only within his own private thoughts.

Yeah...nothing suspicious here.  I'm sure this is the real J. C. Catlett.😏

While this front-porch negotiating is going on, some thugs (presumably members of the previously introduced Ziggy Rollo gang) arrive on the scene with their own Catlett imposter.  Taking umbrage at having been beaten to the punch, the gangsters and seize both "Catlett" and his pet "panda," tossing them into an awaiting car. 

While Dave is on the phone telling his boss that he's now locked down "the real Catlett" for WXBZ, Gabby informs his pal that...uh...some guys are shoving your explorer into a car.  Quickly changing into his costume (which effectively means, he put on his domino mask and fedora) Midnight dashes out the front door and hails a conveniently waiting cab to follow the abductors' car.

Back at WXBZ, Boss I'm-really-bitter-I-didn't-get-the-job-as-the-Monopoly-Man has called up his counterpart at ZKQ to talk trash.  (Because...I guess that's how businessmen established dominance in the 1940s?!)

No sooner do they get off the phone than the ZKQ Honcho turns to his explorer, Prentice (who, conveniently just happens to be standing around the office in his safari gear, rifle in hand) demanding to know how his rival can have Catlett, when Prentice had previously given assurance of his erstwhile partner's death.  At this point, it begins to become clear why there are conflicting stories regarding exactly where and when Catlett died.


No question these panels wouldn't be drawn today...or at least, wouldn't be
in this way.

Come back next week to find out how this crazy tale wraps up!

The Siren's Song at Midnight -- Smash Comics #62 (DEC 1945)


Smash Comics #62 (DEC 1945)
Right off the bat, this splash page has me hooked.  For one thing, I think that Midnight's best villains have tended to be women.  Remember the air world and Queen Robustia?  How about the would be mob boss, Darla Dee?  Going waay back--and even though she wasn't really a villain--we might think of his encounter with the White Queen.  This Lorelei chick looks to be a similarly impressive femme fatale.  (Plus, I've always liked the name Lorelei!) Anyway...let's get back to this story, dear reader.

The story opens with Wackey and Sniffer at home, both independently swooning over pictures of a woman in the newspaper and proclaiming their undying love for this gal they've never met.  (Three guesses who this Cindy Crawford of 1945 might be.)  Meanwhile, Gabby is having a grand laugh at the histrionics of both men (but especially, of course, at Sniffer Snoop).

Mad with middle-age hormones, Sniffers charges out the door towards the Four Spades Club (where the Lorelei works as a dancer).  Wackey is hot on his heels, in order to "protect the Lorelei."  Gabby is trotting alongside, so as to ensure he doesn't miss any especially public humiliations of his pals.

At the club, Wackey and Sniffer's constant professions of undying love for the Lorelei ignite the murderous jealousy of fellow admirer, Gory Groggins.  While he's busy threatening to fit the two for cement shoes, Gabby remains unaffected by her wiley homo sapien charms.


When Midnight appears, Gabby mistakenly assumes there will now be at least one sane man up in the club.  No sooner does he show up, however, than even our paladin of justice seems entranced by the twirling figure of the Lorelei.

True, Midnight does momentarily snap out of his hormonal fog when the aforementioned Gory Goggins pulls a gun, threatening to kill Sniffer and Wackey if either of them take another step towards the Lorelei.  Big City's premier hero is moving in to seize Goggins' gat when the master of ceremonies takes center stage with the Lorelei at his side.  The emcee raises a hand for silence and proclaims, "a very important announcement."

As it turns out, his big announcement is that the Lorelei has consented to become his wife.  Naturally, this encites a murderous rage in the other men present who immediately charge the couple.  Midnight, despite initially appearing more perplexed (that the Lorelei would marry such a homely fellow) than bewitched, suddenly disappears.  We're left to surmise that he has joined in the parade of men vying for the voluptuous beauty's attention.

Gabby's left with no one but Hotfoot (which fact he is none too pleased about) when a gunshot rings out.  Gab fears the worst has finally happened:  someone's been killed over this crazy love dodecahedron.

A moment later, the lights in the club suddenly go out and a second gunshot resounds. When the lights come back, Gabby spies Sniffer holding his smoking firearm and standing over the dead body of the erstwhile emcee.

After a quick choking attack on Sniffer (I guess to demonstrate his bona fides) Wackey releases his rival to "comfort" the Lorelei.  For her part, she's mourning the burden of being so beautiful that men kill each other over her.

About this time, Gory Goggins comes charging in threatening to kill Wackey (and maybe even the Lorelei?) for "makin' time behind my back!"  Hot on Gory's heels, Midnight seems to have assumed Goggins was behind the gunshot.  After decking this issue's requisite mobster, he asks who killed "the squid."  (Wow, Midnight...that's kind of...insensitive.)  Despite Gabby's certainty that Sniffer's to blame, Midnight's not buyin' it.


In any event, Gabby notes that there were two shots.  Sniffer claims his was an accidental fire that hit the light (i.e., the first shot).  Next, Gab asks Doc if he was the one who bumped off the competition.  (Geez, Gabby--way to assume the worst of your buddies!)

While admitting that he wouldn't necessarily be above killing, "for love" Doc insists that he couldn't be responsible because he had no gun.

(Here we have a brief "action discursus" where Goggins revives and tries to plant a pistol on Wackey.  Midnight catches him and again knocks the macguffin mobster out cold--or so we're led to believe).

Despite being 0-2 at this point does nothing to blunt Gabby's instinct to speculate on who the killer might be.  He notes that if Sniffer lacked the aim to hit the broadside of a barn, and Wackey was sans the means to kill anybody, then that "just leaves Gory and the Lorelei" (I admit, I'm not seeing how that follows when there was apparently a nightclub full of guys there at the old Three Spades...but whatever!)

He concludes the Lorelei couldn't have done it 'cause her...umm...wardrobe...lacked any where to...uh...hide the weapon.  Gab even sorta' kinda' asks Midnight if he might've danced a bit too close to the flame.  Our boy in blue retorts--not at all suspiciously--that, "I was too busy...looking for something!"  (Oh!  Okay.  I guess that settles that.)

When all is said and done, Gab comes to the conclusion that since all the other suspects have been eliminated, Gory must be the killer.  Unfortunately for the cause of justice, however, ol' Groggins seems to have an iron jaw. When they turn to seize his (presumptively unconscious frame) they find that Gory has roused himself and fled! Midnight pursues him to the rooftop where Gory takes two shots at Midnight.

I'm not following this math.  Gory took one shot that killed the emcee. 
Two more at Midnight during the pursuit.  That's only three shots
How is our hero so certain Gory's out of bullets? 
When Gory peaks his head through the window (I guess to gloat over Midnight's corpse) our boy slams the window frame on his head, and then tosses in an extra slug to the face for good measure.  Amazingly, not even this knocks the concrete-skulled bad guy out.

Hauling him back downstairs, Midnight notices Gory has three guns--one more than he's ever been known to carry.  Gory asks what difference that makes.  He killed "the squid," because he was gonna marry the Lorelei and that's that.

When they meet up with the others, Gabby says it's too bad the Lorelei isn't here to see the mystery cleared up.  Midnight asks where she's gone and finds out that the vixen, "went home to rest up."  Our boy leaves Groggins in the hands of his buddies and takes off after the Lorelei. And then comes our final page "big reveal."


 

Midnight's Freaky Friday -- Smash Comics #61 (OCT 1945)


Smash Comics #61 (OCT 1945)

The splash page of the October 1945 Midnight adventure signals, right off the bat, that this story will be an example of the mind-switching trope in storytelling (e.g., Freaky Friday)

We begin with Wackey and Gabby walking home from the grocery store on a nice, sunny day.  Suddenly, they're accosted by yet another old scientist friend of Wackey's. (How many of these guys are there?) In this case, the mortarboard-wearing Professor Padsel claims to have invented the proverbial "revolutionary machine."


Despite the plethora of weirdo inventions Wackey himself has produced over the years, for some reason he and Gab decide that Padsel's claim sounds more than a little bonkers.  Sensing their disbelief, Padsel invites them to come to his laboratory that evening to witness the truth of his claims.  They politely inform the good professor that they...ummm...have...to...go...stand over there.  After extricating themselves from the awkward sidewalk encounter, they head home and Gabby immediately makes the mistake of telling Sniffer everything that happened. (Since when are Gabby and Sniffer "pals" who sit around talkin' about how their days went?!")

Sniffer decides that Padsel's claims mark the professor off as a clear and present danger.  He announces that he'll be attending Padsel's test.  Doc and Gabby decide they'd better tag along to keep Sniffer from creating a problem if nothing else.  Outside the doors of Padsel's (surprisingly spacious) home, Wackey makes one last plea to do the sane thing.


As soon as they enter the house, Sniffer wastes no time informing the Padsel that his claims smack of "charlatanism."  Predictably, this does not endear our pretentious detective with his host.  (Apparently, Sniffer's copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People had not yet arrived.)  The next thing you know, everybody is yucking it up and mocking Padsel's process.  To his credit, the Prof challenges them all to put their money where their mouths are.


Illogically confident that there's no way Padsel's invention could actually work, the quartet submit.  Of course...it does work.  Yet the gilding of scientific achievement suddenly loses its luster when our heroes ask Padsel to reverse the procedure.

Gotta say...I've got a lot of sympathy for Padsel.
They had this coming.

After some their initial demands and implied threats prove ineffectual, Sniffer/Wackey seizes the long gun and decides that a threat at gunpoint will be the most effective resolution to the current predicament.  Unfortunately, our perturbed foursome failed to notice that the doors in Padsel's labs were unusually thick and heavy.  The Professor merely flees through a doorway and slams the steel behind himself.  After confirming via dangerous experimentation that the door is, in fact, too strong to be pierced by the long gun, Midnight's entourage finally accepts that they'll have to call in the Man himself for aid.


Meanwhile, deep within the recesses of Padsel Manor, our mortarboarded maestro is entertaining dreams of scientific and financial stardom.  Yet his true desire, it turns out, is to win the love of one Belinda.  With this particular turn of thought, however, Padsel's mood transitions from celebratory to melancholy.  Despairing of their difference in age and of his own dearth of physique and glamor, Padsel has no idea what to do...until he spies a certain set of callers at the door.



Upon entering Padsel Manor (I guess they must've broken in?!) Wackey/Sniffer is showing Midnight the transference machine, when the Professor comes racing in and throws his hands on one of the machine's rods.  Midnight is suddenly--and inexplicably--unable to let go of his end of the rod.  He and Padsel immediately go narcoleptic and when they awaken...

 
Of course our now-rebodied (as opposed to disembodied) hero attempts to pursue his corpus thief, but alas!  Midnight's body is simply too superlative.  The Prof escapes and the newly geriatric Midnight announces that the first thing they'll have to find the professor.  (Did that really need to be said out loud?)

Back on the streets of Big City, the Bedouin souls of our heroes are arrested by a breaking radio broadcast -- Midnight has been arrested at the home of a Mr. Colin Marsey for the strangling death of a young man who was visiting Colin's daughter, Belinda!!  (This, of course, heightens the drama of Midnight's Freaky Friday, as it calls into question whether he will ever get his own "Resurrection Sunday"!)


Arriving at the Marsey home near-breathless, our heroes protest when responding Officer Clancey declares, "It's a simple case!  Midnight did it!" Midnight/Padsel insists he didn't do any such thing and that Clancey ought to know better.  When the befuddled officer asks who this weird old man is--and why he thinks he's being accused--Padsel/Midnight claims that he is Midnight.  The red-faced Clancey decides our hero is being a "wiseguy," and goes to breathing out threats.

After a few panels devoted to the predictable chaotic cloud of counter-accusations and protests, Clancey finally tells Midnight that if this was some kind of lame strategy on his part to try and escape blame, it's a wasted effort.  The pseudo Midnight nonchalantly says he's a little more confident in his chances...and then (hurls one cop into another two before beating a hasty retreat?!)

The depths of Big City PD ineptitude have apparently yet to be plumbed;
and the notion of a bottom grows more implausible day by day.

Meanwhile, Padsel/Midnight checks the young man's corpse and finds that he bears the marks of having be attacked by someone wearing a heavy ring.  Since Midnight (or rather, his body) never wore such a ring, he concludes that everyone has been looking in the wrong direction for the killer.

About this time, Daddy Marsey shows up introducing himself to Padsel/Midnight.  When our hero notices bits of skin under Mr. Marsey's nails--(is that a thing people just "notice" while shaking hands?!)--he orders the remainder of the justice entourage to, "grab him!"  Under interrogation, Marsey confesses that he killed George (at least the young dead guy finally gets a name) because, "he was no good and wouldn't stay away from Belinda...I was afraid she'd marry him!"

About this time, pseudo-Midnight shows up at Belinda's side proclaiming the cops morons and informing the debutante that he's here to take her away.  Given the there's already one dead paramour on her living room carpet, and her dad just got arrested for his murder, it's understandable that she's rather put-off by pseudo-Midnight's priorities at such a moment.

Distracted by his failed romantic overtures, pseudo-Midnight doesn't see the lamp Gabby/Hotfoot hurls at his noggin to knock him cold.   While their quarry is now easily handled, our heroes still have to get him back to Padsel Manor somehow.   Cue the insanely non-professional standards of the Big City P.D.

Is that legal, Clancey?

Back in the lab, all it takes is the business end of Sniffer's shot-gun planted in his back to persuade pseudo-Midnight that living in his old body would be preferable to dying in Midnight's.  He switches everyone back to their appropriate bodies and we end with the obligatory (not all that funny) closing panel.